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Alex Ferguson - "sex fun galore"

David Ginola - "vagina dildo"
Manchester United - "Urine Detachments"
Mr Ruud Gullit - "turd mill guru"
Ossie Ardiles - "arse is soiled"

Teddy Sherringham -"he'd shag dirty men" & "he did thy germans"

Harry Redknapp of West Ham - "Happy! Redhot farmer wanks"
Martin Keown of Arsenal - "O Man! Wanker of Latrines"
Separated At Birth?
Professor Yaffle
Arsene Wenger
Alexei Lalas

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Love him or loath him Alan Shearer is hanging up his international boots. Have the media driven him out? Has "fan power" had a part to play or has Shearer simply burned himself out. Whatever the answer he has provided 28 goals for his country and has the potential to become the third highest scorer in history. The big question is....Who has the ability to succeed him as striker and captain. I feel Shearer has been an inspiration for his country and will be sorely missed and hard to replace. The media, the fans will live to regret the pressure put on Shearers shoulders....

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